from a balance beam.

i dont feel very good and i actually kind of wish i was at home. crap.

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:31:11 -0500

i dont feel very good and i actually kind of wish i was at home. crap.

@fsford you graduateddddddddddd. congrats woman for doing the possibly most insane thing you could...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:25:52 -0500

@fsford you graduateddddddddddd. congrats woman for doing the possibly most insane thing you could ever do… (besides birthing a child, that shits nutssssss)…graduating LAW SCHOOL!!!!!

reason #infinity times a million why i'm going to hell

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:27:17 -0500

small child at work: im growing new teeth, you cant see them because my other teeth havent fallen out yet but they're there.
me: oh?
small child: yes, but you see the first ones have to come out...(incoherent jibba jabba while i'm trying to tell specials)
me: right.
small child: so i'm going to invent the coolest robot ever who can pull out the teeth you need to lose. its going to be the best invention in the history of inventions
me: sweetie, they call that the dentist.
small child: *silence*

razz keeps sporadically swearing to herself

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:18:35 -0500

i’m finding it terribly difficult not to break out into a fit of giggles.

Poor stupid girls.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:30:32 -0500

Her: you either fall in love and love them forever or you never really loved them at all.
ME: oh, that's your bull shit, chick flick movie, chocolate eating, notebook watching, online dating, sex and the city, he's just not that into you bull shit side saying nonsense quotes that some chain email told you that if you didn't send it to 25 people and spin in a circle 12 times and count the number of freckles on your arm and divide it by 3.14 while thinking about your perfect man then you'll never get married.
Her: no, it says..
ME: No no no no no. It's such bull shit. Ok. You fall in love with someone and sometimes people change and they're not the person you fell in love with and it's ok that you don't love them anymore. You fell in love with a guy and he was awesome but 2 years later you caught him cheating. You didn't fall in love with him as a cheater, did you? No, you fell in love with him as the awesome guy. He changed. He's not that guy anymore. It's ok to not love him.
Her: ....
ME: It's like the lemon law. Everything ran great on the car when you left the lot. You didn't know the transmission was going bad and someone had illegally changed the mileage on the car. You didn't know it was once used for drug runs to Canada. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEN. You find out 2 years later and you take the fucking car back and get your money.
Her: ....
ME: Aha! See? I'm right! Sex and the City didn't tell you that. I DID, without any chocolate in my system and never have been Notebook'ed. You tell Taylor Swift to put that in a song, maybe people will get it.

piecesofserenity: thedustwhispered: listenclosely: oddtis: re...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:28:29 -0500

piecesofserenity:

thedustwhispered:

listenclosely:

oddtis:

rewindmymind:

wordsoflove

THIS.

dear sisters,

truce?

fuck you gym boy

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:27:14 -0500

so gym boy and i had a great time the last time we hung out. when he left i felt really good about how things were with us, nothing too serious but just a guy i could have a really good time with. he then started kind of sporadically responding to my texts. i tried to play it off when he texted me tonight but god damnit then he went and did it again, didn’t fucking respond when i answered. dear gym boy, fuck you fuck you fuck you. as much as i’m jazzed to have a guy who’s carefree and i can have a good time with and not have any expectations with i still deserve a guy who’s going to respond to me when i call. boys can be such shits.

impulse buy of hair color

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:23:17 -0500

has led to a mess along my hair line and fingers crossed i don’t look deathly pale when this is all over. EEP!

dear upstairs neighbors, yes i realize i am the loser who is so exhausted after working 78 hours in...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:31:05 -0500

dear upstairs neighbors,

yes i realize i am the loser who is so exhausted after working 78 hours in the past 8 days that i’m going to bed at 930 but kindly shut the fuck up with the vacuum.

ugh.

"Some people never say the words ‘I love you’. It’s not their style to be so bold. Some people never..."

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:40:58 -0500

“Some people never say the words ‘I love you’. It’s not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words: ‘I love you’ But, like a child, they’re longing to be told.”

- Paul Simon (via quote-book)

chicago for new years

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:21:44 -0500

wheeeeeeeeeee!! ticket purchased. i’m so freaking jazzed.

piecesofserenity: thedustwhispered: geometricity: they-call-he...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:12:36 -0500

piecesofserenity:

thedustwhispered:

geometricity:

they-call-her-love:

stopnicole:

twomoremiracles:

hello-therelove:

beautifulcha0s:makemeyourpicture:

probably reblogged like five times, but idc it’s too true to avoid.

sigh.

"You spend all your time looking for love yet you feel nothing even when its staring you in the face..."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:15:54 -0500

“You spend all your time looking for love yet you feel nothing even when its staring you in the face I will love again but You will spend all your life knowing you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite.”

- Cruel Intentions (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)

freshbits: Post Secret: Fifty People One Question

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:44:55 -0500

freshbits:

Post Secret: Fifty People One Question

borderlineinsanity: (via thematerialreview) oh well thats just...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:05:41 -0500

borderlineinsanity:

(via thematerialreview)

oh well thats just rude. my midwestern michigan self says uncouth.

infinitebutterflies: dailycuteboy: taylorinrva: Mark Salling…...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:59:06 -0500

infinitebutterflies:

dailycuteboy:

taylorinrva:

Mark Salling… this is my FAVORITE of him yet

holy shit. yum.

undertheoak: longlivethequeen:goodnightvenom:valium-n-chanel:(vi...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:53:22 -0500

undertheoak:

longlivethequeen:goodnightvenom:valium-n-chanel:(via lolofosho)

"Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces than my heart was..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:38:31 -0500

“Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces than my heart was made of, I never thought of myself as quiet, much less silent, I never thought about things at all, everything changed, the distance that wedged itself between me and my happiness wasn’t the world, it wasn’t the bombs and burning buildings, it was me, my thinking, the cancer of never letting go, is ignorance bliss, I don’t know, but it’s so painful to think, and tell me, what did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring me? I think and think and think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.”

- Jonathan Safran Foer (via quotewhore)

(via tweexcore)

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:44:44 -0500

(via tweexcore)

im still stressed from everything. i dont want to go to work tomorrow. my body hurts all over and i...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:41:05 -0500

im still stressed from everything. i dont want to go to work tomorrow. my body hurts all over and i cant get comfortable. i need to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep. ugh.